I Do NOT Understand Boys!

Ok...so I do not claim to know a lot about boys (yes - I always have and always will call them boys because lets be honest - do they really ever grown into men?) and I never will. So...as the blog title reads...I am very much single. There are a couple random boys thrown in the mix every now and again...but single for the most part. One boy, NB** - if you will - is 24. I KNOW!!! What the hell is with me and NOT being able to meet someone at least my age?!?! My mom told me, "All 24 year olds can't turn out to be a**holes, Kristine." (I love her to the moon and back!) So, I met this boy at the rollerkegger last year. At that time I was head-over-heels for a 23 (at the time) year old a**hole. Stupid me. So, last year there was some innocent flirting - whatev. Fast forward to the rollerkegger this year. NB is there again. More innocent flirting. We became Facebook friends (I already know I'm a nerd). Then phone numbers were exchanged quite innocently (he lives in COMO). I receive a text message almost daily. He has been back every weekend but we have never met up. Supposedly we might try again this weekend. Ugh! It's just getting to be too much of a hassle now. So...stay tuned.
Now, there is also CD (he's 26 - we're getting closer). ANOTHER boy from the rollerkegger. (Seriously. And there may or may not have been some kissing going on that night). I take the initiative and we are FB friends now too (OMG - just realized how pathetic this is sounding). So we have exchanged a few IMs, texts, etc. But he has never seemed interested. Tonight I get a text msg...

CD: Going to the game?
me: I wish. u?
CD: Yep. Paddy os first.
me: Have fun!
CD: Will do. Figured I would see if you were downtown I would buy you a beer! Lol (yes - he DID type 'lol.')
me: Well darn. If I were down there I would take you up on that.
CD: Figured you would. Maybe next time.

OK...'figured you would?' Seriously? Like I have him take me out and buy me beers often? Or he has no doubt I would want to go out with him? OK...def. over this one. There will be no next time. I don't think... :)

**Note: This is NOT the same NB a-hole that I was previously in a relationship with. Just an unfortunate coincidence.